Revised Three Laws of Robotics

Every so often, I come across something on the net that sends me howling into the night. Here's a taste of the revised Three Laws of Robotics from Warren Ellis:

1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.

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