Ski Slopes of Mars

With global warming threatening skiing on Earth--the slopes are melting, go here and here--you would have thought that the in-crowd would start wondering about their carbon footprints and general rape of the planet (including 99.5% of the human population, they've been giving it to me since before I was born). But, no. They've got a better plan, a master plan to get the hell off of Earth and enjoy a new start, while the rest of us stay behind and choke down toxic waste from their industrial, radioactive, nightmare of a global theme park.

NASA recently released the first pictures ever of an avalanche on Mars. Yup, prime powder to be plowed there, and no poor people to get in the way.